biggest kink: multi chapter completed otp fics
"Do you want to see Captain America 2 again?"
California had an earthquake.
California: Well, damn. I was hoping to sleep tonight. Thanks a whole fucking lot San Andreas!
Everyone else: SHITSHITSHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!? FUCK! THIS IS THE END!!! THE MAN WITH THE SIGN WAS RIGHT—
California: Will you shut the fuck up? We are trying to sleep.